This is a how-to-post on things I know nothing about. It’s not meant to be taken seriously. I’m likely misinformed and have the wrong impression about the subjects.
How to play craps:
1. Takes at least two players to play.
2. One person initiates the game by saying, “Crap.”
3. The first person to take a crap in the toilet wins.
4. The person initiating the game can’t immediately rush to the bathroom.
How to enable cookies:
1. Pick up a cookie in each hand. Use two hands and stack them on top of each other if they are big ass cookies.
2. Look at them like a proud parent would.
3. Before each bite say things like “Keep it up. You are gonna be the shit.” “You can be anything you want after you get through this.” “Be free.”
How to get rid of fruit flies:
1. The easiest way to get rid of them is to move far away from them.
2. If they’re bothering your crops more than they’re bothering you, move your crops far away from them to a safe place away from the fruit flies like underwater.
3. If moving isn’t an option, take off both of your shoes.
4. Place your shoes on each hand.
5. Hold your hands out and try to get a fly in between your shoes.
6. Once you have a fly in sight, clap your hands together in an attempt to get rid of fruit fly permanently.
7. Repeat as necessary.
8. To keep the suckers from returning try spraying some perfume around where they were found.
